Top 10 Things to Do in Bed (Besides Sleep or Sex)

10. Jump!
I've been trying to get my daughter to stop jumping on the bed, but with little success. I wonder where she learned that trick? (Bad, bad mommie.)

9. Play Guitar
I like to sit on the edge of the bed and play my guitar...which eventually lead to me falling backwards on the bed...half asleep...playing guitar.

8. Work on the Computer
I don't do this very often, because even though working on your laptop in bed sounds comfortable, it just ain't.

7. Think.
This kind of goes hand in hand with the next one, but I've kept myself up for hours thinking about things...usually unimportant things that I could just as easily think about the next day...but no. Sometimes I just have to get up and write things down, just so I can stop worrying that I'll forget what I'm thinking about.

6. Stare at the Ceiling
Sure, it's almost like sleeping...except for the sleep part. I do it all the time. Sometimes, just for fun, I roll over onto my side and stare at the wall instead.

5. Give/Receive Backrubs
I'm all about the backrubs. We always have to fight about who gets the last rub, because you're so relaxed you can fall right to sleep.

4. Play with the Baby
Ah, hours upon hours on entertainment by making stupid faces and juvenile sounds. Boo boo boooooo....geee....bippy bippy poooo!! Ahwwwww!

3. Read comics
Ok...we've cleared this up many top 10's ago. I'm a geek. Deal with it.

2. Whatever's on My Fortune Cookie
You know...when you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune...like, "you will come into an unexpected fortune...in bed." Well, our parents' generation thinks it's funny. (This is again proof that there is a web site for everything.)

1. Travel to Distant Places
Yes, even you can enchant a brass bedknob and travel to places such as the Isle of Niboombu, where you can play soccer with a bunch of cartoon animals!


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