10. Going Out on a Blind Date
When will you people ever learn? Blind dates are generally a bad idea...especially on a night that has so many expectations (you can thank the Hallmark company for that).

9. Digging Through the $4.95 Bins
(You know who you are.)

8. Watching Crappy Television
Start out with a full hour of America's Funniest Home Videos on ABC, followed by Celebrity Breakups on VH1. I looked it up for you, but check your local listings.

7. Passed Out in a Chocolate-induced Coma
Valentine's Day is a great time to get good chocolates and other assorted treats, but watch those sugar levels, kids.

6. Being Killed by Restless Natives

5. Spending the Evening in the ER
When your Valentine's dinner leads to food poisoning or such, there's no place more romantic than the emergency room. "I didn't know you were allergic to shell fish!"

4. Losing the Stanley Cup
1896 - Stanley Cup Winnipeg Victorias beat Montreal Victorias, 2-0

Not only do the "Victorias" sound like a bunch of girls, but BOTH teams were named the Victorias?? I would have loved to hear the play-by-play on that game.

3. Getting Gunned Down by a Rival Gang

2. Single and Alone
That stung a little, didn't it?

1. Having Your Loved One Tell You They Want a Divorce
He takes his wife out on a lovely boat ride, gives her some beautiful gold jewelry and then tells her he wants a divorce. (A true story, btw.)

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